The Kool-aid man destroys the last remaining ancient wonder of the world to give a kid a sugary drink.
nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks
people who laugh so hard at their own jokes that they can’t even finish the joke because they’re laughing so hard are my favorite kind of people
what do you mean a thesaurus isnt a dinosaur